10 reasons why Eastenders IS MY LIFE

So every Wednesday when EastEnders is not on, my heart breaks inside. So when there is an hour episode one week, my heart literally rejoices. Although there are some characters who I wish would die already in a stereotypically sad Christmas day episode, I can honestly say that I probably would fit right in running the café or the Laundrette with Dot.

Here is my 10 reasons why I LOVE EastEnders, and why people should convert to it…

1) The theme tune and opening credits. There is nothing more joyous to my ears than when I hear the EastEnders theme tune. It is full of life and it is such a emotional piece. I love the camera angle rotating and zooming out on The Thames.. although it makes me dizzy. Every time I hear it I literally run to the television as I don’t want to miss a second. Proud to be a Londoner.

2) The extras. We all know that Tracey is behind the bar and Winston hovers around in the market. We all pray that one day their talents will pay off and they will get promoted to run the Queen Vic, but that day hasn’t come yet.. When they do get featured or say a few lines it is the best day ever! Go on babes you can do it! So proud of them.

3) Their lives are shitter than mine. It really makes me happy when they are having a bad day. The drama and commotion they all have over that sexy pants Phil Mitchell is just over the top.. Phil, mate. Have you seen Shirley lately? Complete dog. Woof.

4) Christmas specials. I don’t care about The Queen’s speech, and let’s be honest, who does. Christmas in Walford is a time of love, romance, and often death. I don’t think they ever have a good Christmas.. someone always dies on the square. Best one was when STACE and Ginger Max got found out.. cheeky.

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5) Bringing back old characters. When Kat and Alfie left it was so shit. When they ‘killed’ off Dirty Den it was shit. But they brought all three of them back, unfortunately Dirty Den was being a dirty animal on webcam so he got sacked from the show. Diddums.

6) Walford. I know it’s a set and is a made up town that has a café, train station, and houses, I do wish sometimes I could get on the district line and go to Walford tube station and live there.. preferably in the Queen Vic.

7) Sex appeal. I mean there is bundles of sexy actors who have been on there or still are in the show; Dennis Rickman, Alfie Moon, Dean Carter, Peter Beale, Patrick Trueman, Wellard the Dog, not forgetting, Dot Cotton.

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8) The live episodes. Without Jack Branning forgetting his lines and Max Branning forcing fingers down his throat trying to be sick LIVE on TV.. it is very emotional and a key moment in history. Seeing Walford LIVE as it happens is literally a moment I will never forget.

9) All the other soaps are shite. I don’t think Doctors are fun, I can’t understand Corrie’s accents and Emmerdale is in the middle of nowhere… Case dismissed.

10) Danny Dyer trying to be a family man. His banter is just too much, but I get scared that one day he is going to go crazy and nut someone..

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Me & U-ni. *week two*

So I am currently sitting in the library at university whilst eyeing up the food… and being between two minds to buy something or not. For now I am currently writing this on an empty and rumbling stomach.

This week has been a mixed of emotions. I mean I definitley feel like a student now as the workload is coming apprarant and also I have been here enough in the last two weeks to call this my second home.

It all started on the Monday. I stayed after school to do some reading and it literally made my head hurt. I was all packed and ready to go to netball club, but unfortunatley I didn’t as I had no clue where it was and the person who said would meet me, didn’t. So feeling very boid I went back to the library for a final bedtime reading.

Tuesday was non-exsistent as I did not go in as it was an 9am and that for me means sleeply time. Day consisted of doing nothing really. So I had that day and Wednesday, as that is my day off, to chill even more.

I returned freshly faced on Thursday and this was going to be the best day at University. I saw loads of people I knew and I started to feel more at home here. Yeah the lectures were boring but the only thing getting me through them was knowing that at 6.30 I will be meeting the legend SIR TREVOR MCDONALD. Whoever doesn’t know him (if you are international fair enough) especially if your ENGLISH then seriously, you are not british. The place was rammed and I had nerves and got all giggly like a fan girl. I will hopefully create a blog post soon dedicated to this talk, it is definitley worth it.

Today is the last day of the week and I am super super happy about this. Yes, I am STILL in the library and it is annoying, but I wanna get as much of my work done as possible. Friday is dedicated to Multi-media project and today I learned who I was with. I’m working with two girls and a boy. It’s a good team and I think we will work together well. I put myself up as editor as I have always wanted to be this role and I got it, there wasn’t much fight for it tbh, so I got it hands down.

For now it is time to probably get something from the canteen, sandwich would be perfect…

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Happy Thursday everyone! 

So last night was student night, therefore I was out in Kingston getting ma crunk orn, you may call it getting smashed! And so I did, but today hasn’t been a good day. Woke up so ill that literally I felt like all my body parts are going to fall off. I spent most of the day hugging the toilet and throwing all the contents in my stomach (which believe me were not much by the end of the 2 hour ordeal) into the toilet. Great stuff.

On a higher note, last night was probably one of the best nights I have had at Oceana.. it is kinda a luck of the draw if you have a good night or a shit night, and tbh most of the times it has been shit.. and only a few are good, but you have to be drunk to experience those. For a student night it was quite empty, which I liked as I hate little pricks who barge into you and think its funny. I had a few of them last night, but I sorted them out soon enough with my own barging. Drinks were cheap, got most of them brought for me – result, so obvs I am not complaining.

Hours in there really felt like minutes and it was time to go home. I managed to get into a fight with some boys as they pushed one of my friend into the road, little pricks, and soon they backed off knowing not to mess with the Swanage. How the fuck can you push a girl? To make things worse pushing a girl in the road? Stupid little fuckers. By the time the bus came everything was sorted and I got on the bus (without paying) and soon enough I was at home having some strawberries before crashing out.

After spending the whole day in bed and rolling around in my bed going insane whilst being in so much pain I finally woke up and left my house looking like a ghost crossed with a cat that has been dragged through bushes and then thrown again the wall (No cats were harmed when making this blog and no, I do not agree with animal violence, it was just a saying).

With a Coke, sandwich, chocolate lollypop, jammie dodgers and spaghetti bolognaise in me I still feel like crap right now, only thing which is making it a bit more bearable is seeing pictures and statuses of my friends when they were drunk last night. I like very much.

For now I am going to go and watch Crimewatch, which I enjoy very much.. not. I dunno why I watch it I get scared too easily by things on there, I hate it, but I love scaring myself to the point that I am afraid of leaving my house…

Note to self: Need to talk to someone about this

I can’t walk in heels

Hiya everyone, hope your weekend has been going good! Mine certainly has been a busy one! :)

It is funny when you have loads of weekends where you are doing nothing and then suddenly you have a weekend where you don’t even have enough time to think.. this weekend is one of those!

Friday I went to Uni after a week of not going, I felt proud. Was so tired though even being in for only 2 hours… LONG. There was a bomb scare in London and being a jouralist like I am I was literally full of excitement. I kept refreshing BBC news so many times to see if there was any updates, but there wasn’t. Luckily the stupid person didn’t blow himself up and the police arrested him. Well done. I then decided to congratulate  myself by going shopping for the second time this week (whooops) with my bestest friend ever Michelle. Obviously brought more clothes and house stuff, borrrrrrrrrrring, but it was a really really good day even if the weather was crap.Then I spent the whole evening trying to stream The Graham Norton Show because my bubba Zac Efron was on it and I couldn’t see him. Was so upset.. I did eventually get to see pictures of him on the show and he was looking fitter than ever. Go Zachary <3

Yesterday was a busy day as well.. the rain STILL hasn’t stopped and I had so much to do. I went to the shops coz I had to get a few things and then left with everything else but the thing I went to get. Ironic. I then decided to take a random trip to see my friends that I haven’t seen in ages. She lives on an estate near my house so luckily I was wearing a hoodie and trainers so I looked like a badman, BRAP. Her room is amazing it is like covered with writing and all sorts of stuff, I was literally looking at it all for about 5 minutes and it brought back so many memories, aw the good old days. We was hungry so we went to Mcdonalds. She is so lucky that it is only up the road for her, like she can see the M sign from her bedroom window. WELL JEL. I then left, but failed coz I just missed my bus, but I actually got it the second time.

Only had a little time to get ready and stuff for Charlotte’s birthday. Charlotte and Luke came round and the drinking begun. The night started good coz I got told that Matt won his boxing fight, so I was well happz, obviously couldn’t of done it without me… it then went downhill from there really. I decided to wear heels for the first time in months and it was the worst decision ever. At first they were alright but I had to take them off twice coz they were killing me, they still are hurting now :(. My fault, I know! We then went to a pub before we went to the club where we got kicked out coz one of our mates was sick, YUCKK. Had some tequilla shots, YUCKK. And walked in the pouring rain, YUCKK.

It was a long story but it took us two buses to get to Kingston instead of one, having two men down and then gaining another and not having to pay for the buses, oh and getting a free bacon sandwich. RESULT. We did have to pay to get into Mcluskies.. tbbh shouldn’t really pay coz it is more like a freak show than a club. To take the piss even further they stamp you with a stamp saying “I heart Mcluskies.” Right, lemme just put this clearly. I HATE MCLUSKIES, ok? Why would I like a place which is sticky got loads of needles and blood on the floor, the people in there are from a freak show or rejects of jeremy kyle, the girls are pratically naked with orange faces and two black eyes thinking that’s reeeem and a stupid lady in the toilets thinking it is okay to keep asking me if I want a fucking lolly pop. GET IT NOW?

When we left it was STILL raining. My friend threw up outside the club, everyone was going in different directions, it was cold, but I still  managed to get my bus running in heels. Got home, had some early breakfast and went to sleep. I decided to sleep on the floor coz I am so nice and let my two other friends take the bed. As soon as my friend left this morning I literally jumped into my bed, heaven.

Today is going to be another good day. I am going to see a friend that I haven’t seen in ages and I am going to Nando’s for Charlotte’s actual birthday. Top it off I am seeing Matt today and it is going to be the best thing ever :)! I am now recovered as I have had a bath, where I had to literally curl up in a ball coz there was a spider on the ceiling above me and I thought it was going to drop me.

I kept shouting “Why you moving for?” but it didn’t reply.. and just kept moving. Everytime it did that I would literally jump out of the bath. So after an hour of screaming and tension and a lot of puddles on the floor I managed to fully wake up and start the day.

Anyways, I am off now to eat some grapes and go have some fun.. in the rain :(

** H A P P Y | B I R T H D A Y | C H A R L O T T E **

Au revoir,

A Biz

Will.i.am, OMG does that mean his name is William

Hiya guys and girlies :)

Currently in my bedroom, the sun is shining which made me wake up super early.. really need to change my curtains. Lucky is with me taking up the whole bed as usual, obviously can’t say nothing coz she is the female boss of the house. Bare shook of her.

Anyways I have been a busy bee over the weekend so I haven’t updated my blog or nothing, which in a way is good coz it does show I have a life and I don’t go on the internet all day every day because I have no friends (not that I do that…).

F R I D A Y: I went to the pub. Pub nights are the one. Saw some people I haven’t seen in ages and it was lovely. I think I was acting like an idiot and it is annoying you don’t realise this when you are drunk.

Even more when you don’t realise how much you have drank. Least time goes really quickly though especially when you are tired. Also, who texts people when you are sitting right next to them? Stupid little quiteones. I mean so anti-sociable.. not like I do that either. Pointless in my opinion.. Matt came back to mine and had to brace the cold and the long walk for the billionth time. I have had enough of it, I NEED A CAR DUDE.

S A T U R D A Y: I stayed in bed the whole day, caj day as a swan. Couldn’t really go outside coz it was super hot and I probably would have got burnt, so I stayed inside and suffered being really really really hot even if windows were open. I didn’t do much. I watched loads of TV like BGT and The Voice, which was shit. Will.i.am is a judge on The Voice and Matt realised that it spelt William, what an idiot. Made me day though.

Not suprising he went back to bed after.. I then went back to his where I literally went to sleep coz I was really tired coz someone was snoring and kept hitting me in the night so I couldn’t sleep and I am not talking about my dog. I wish I could say that I like went on a safari tour and went to Africa blah blah blah on Saturday, but I didn’t. So yeah that’s all I gotta say about Saturday really.

S U N D A Y: I stayed at Matt’s the whole day, TV day it was. Don’t get me wrong being in the house without the person you know in the house is a little weird and that’s why I did stay in bed the whole day, but then that is when his brother showed me you can download old games on the computer and that is when my world completley changed. There was one game which fit the bill. Banjo Kazooie. I LOVE THAT GAME. I had an Nintendo 64 and everything.

I played in for hours, but I was really shit, computer games are really a boys’ job. I died so many times, and I lost all my notes (heartbroken) and it took me forever to get them. Then POW Matt’s brother, Chris, just took the controls and completed it in like 10 minutes. Felt so stupid, so just had to laugh it off in style. It was literally the best nostalgia EVER. Watched Dancing On Ice where Chico dropped his partner. Having Sky+ really made the moment even better, must of rewinded it about 100 times. Couldn’t stop laughing!

M O N D A Y: Today was another bed day, but I decided to watch some stupid game shows; Deal or No Deal with sexy Noel and then The Chase with Sexy Anne. Best programmes ever. Had a massive binge with marmite on toast and custard creams and nice biscuits, which really are nice. Yummy. Then I had to take the long trip back to my house, but luckily I had Matt to keep me company. It was actually quite a funny train journey. 1) There was some fucking prick who like was a snobby fucker. If you saw him you would wanna whack him in the face. I knocked my bag into his face, accidently, honest, and he like pushed it really hard away. I nearly fell over and broke my head. I gave him the most evilest evils ever, and that really is evil.

I had a Jammie Dodger to make me feel better, so I was happy from then on. Some guy in front of us was taking up two seats and this guy who was standing up was clearly thinking “why are you so fat, I want that seat” all the way until he got off, was funny to watch. The guy who was in front of me was seriously concentrating on his suduko and was licking his lips and looked like he was suffering when he was trying to work out the numbers, he did give up.. eventually. Finally, there was this other guy who had something wrong with him (bless him) and kept swaying on the chair and kept doing things over and over again, like looking up and then down. He gave me a headache just looking at him. He kept laughing as well, bless him. It was a lovely thing to see as it did make me happy because he looked so full of life.

Next stop Hounslow. Finally. We then had to run for our lives to get the bus and I nearly broke my foot and my shoe when I went round the corner, Usian Bolt in the making. Stayed up for hours just talking to someone is probably the best moments I can ask for and also singing game show songs like Gladiator and Big Break and pretending you are on the show and rolling around on the bed at like 2am really is the best way to end any day.

T U E S D AY: Today is Tuesday, which means I go back to Uni tomorrow. Pretty annoyed though, one of my lesson is cancelled because of a strike and it has to be the later lesson. The stupid 9am French lesson has to be on though, stupid teacher. Stand up for us and make us proud by cancelling lessons, stupid teacher! So long though, I gotta wait from 11am to 5pm around Uni, so I probably will have to force myself to do some work that I have for Easter.

It has been a pretty chilled out day I went to Hounslow with my bestest friend in the whole wide world and I got my eyebrows done, which was the worst part. The person who did it was so shit as well and she did it so slow which made it hurt a whole lot more. I wanted to punch her in the face. I didn’t say thankyou though coz I was really really annoyed. One – nil.

We looked around the shops for a little while. I wanted to buy so much stuff today, but I seriously can’t. Need money ASAP. I am now home and looking for jobs (story of my life) whilst Lucky is asleep probably dreaming about her baby Tigger, bless her.

I now have a huge problemo though. I literally have run out of money. Yeah I have spent maybe a little too much on drink, food and clothes and pretty much everything. Having sales on things is really not good for me though.. but they are so cheap! I literally have 3 weeks until I get my new loan and I have worked out that in order to have enough money by the 16th April I have to budget myself to like £3 a day, considering it is £2.70 to get two buses (there and back to a certain place) I am literally screwed.

On top of that I have like bills which add up to over the total amount of money I currently have. Hmmm, I need a winning lottery ticket or at least a job.. Until my balance goes to £0 which will be soon, I will just have to keep smiling and enjoy the sun and life as much as I can.

Hope you are having a good week so far,

A bientot. X

UNI: Useless Not-fun and Irritating

Salut les filles et les garcons (Hello boys and girls)

So Thursday has come around yet again, and really quick in my opinion. It is nearly Friday and I definitley have the Friday feeling already, cannot wait. Over the past day I have literally been working working and working, which made me result into taking out all my tiredness and frustration with University by slating it in my title, hope you like it! Took me ages, coz I am not creative and the Simpsons stole my attention.

My working schedule started yesterday at around 1pm. I normally finish Uni then, but not yesterday.. I stayed until 4 to complete work which was due into today. If that wasn’t enough I had to do reading for today, I even read in the bath, dedication. I think that is crazy. I then realised I did the wrong reading, but least I don’t have to do any for this week 8).

I went to bed really early because I literally was so so so tired. I managed to wake up super early this morning in time for the start of BBC Breakfast, which starts at 6! My cue to go back to bed. As soon as I was up, work started again as I read all the way to Uni. I had 7 hours of lessons awaiting for me, each one made me wanna kill myself.

I had to do an assignment due in tomorrow. I could have done it when I got home, but I seriously got too much to do like watching loads of TV and talking sh*t on this and Facebook. I feel like sucha geek on top of things! Besides, I am not going in for 11am, when I should start at 1pm. I need my sleep.

To congratulate myself for the amazing work, I brought an ice-cream and two easter eggs. I am very happy. Now, I can’t stop starring at them, I really want them. Gotta wait till the 9th of April, the countdown begins.. Can’t wait! :D

For now I am going to chill like I always do and just be really lazy with my doggie!

I cannot wait until tomorrow the last day of the week and I am only in for 2 hours, yipheeeeeeeeeee! After I am going to see people from college, some I haven’t seen for ages, for a drink at the pub (cajj). Definitley need a drink after the week I have had.

Hope you had a lovely day, speak soon!

A biz, X

It is called McSlutkies for a reason..

Bon matin tout le monde (Goodmorning everyone)

Hope your Saturday mornings are going well, and not too hungover I hope. I am currently sitting in bed, just finished my toast, banana and yoghurt whilst watching Saturday Kitchen. Nothing is better than eating food whilst watching food programmes, pure satisfaction.

Last night I went out as you lot know and we went to a club, more like a bothel, called McCluskys, but we call it McSlutskies down here. It is excatly what it says on the tin. The girls are absolutely dirty, I mean they are so tacky and like wear proper proper short and tight stuff, even the bigger girls, fair enough they have the confidence which I do admire, but c’mon people’s eyes are actually killing here. This is what it looks like:

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It was a piss take though had to pay like £8 to get in.. which was annoying, coz it is normally free before 11, but because there was  a live DJ it was more expensive. It wasn’t even that good, got repetitive after an hour or so.

It was packed. I was shocked, hardly anyone goes there. Only rejects of Jeremy Kyle and that. Drinks were yummy though, I had ‘Dennis the menance’ it was such a good cocktail. Expensive though. >:(

Typical boys went straight to the boxing game.. and they were shit if I am honest. Nah, just kidding they were actually not bad, one of them nearly beat the record already set on there. Typical girls and some of the boys then went to the pole where I hurt myself reeeeeeeeeeal bad and I ain’t ever going near a pole again, believe me.

We took to the raised stage where we stayed the most of the night, a lot of lols I assure you. Friends dancing like madones, more like daggering… Too funny. By the time it hit 1 we all wanted to go home, no-one was drunk (which made a change) and everyone got tired. I managed to leave and get home by around 4am so that was a bonus, and we got the bus straight away as well. Happy me

Got a nice day ahead of me though, going to see my aunties in a minute in Kingston and then have a chill-out evening, definitley not going out again.. too tired and too yucky.

Off now to get ready and scrub up for my lovely family,

A bientot, biz.